supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

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So I start my training tomorrow, and instead of a normal like ~2 weeks of training, they’re shoving it all into 4 days. On Friday, I have to take a test, where my supervisor will be having me make a lot of different teas and basically quizzing me on how much I know.

Basically I have to learn 100 dif. recipes that break down into 6-7 different patterns and be a functioning member of the staff in 3 days. I am so fucking nervous right now.

maythefoxbewithyou:

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

This post. This post is Vader’s legacy.

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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  • Pokemon: The best way to play is to EV train, IV breed, choose party based on moveset and weakness, then-
  • Me: No, use the cute ones
  • Yugioh: You have to play strategically and use these OP car-
  • Me: nO.... The cUte oNeS
  • Animal Crossing: Its best to have a diversity of personality types in choosing your neighbo-
  • Me: THE CUTES

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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"Kid Rock Subpeonaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit"

— an actual real 2014 headline, what a time to be alive (via mc-ride)

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gengarite:

redrew their magical first meeting! also first time I’ve redrawn a scene ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

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jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

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I have a third interview with the tea salon today and uuuuuugh i really hope i get this i’m nervous and i feel dumb 

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ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴘᴀʀɪs

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